[ Oh, them's fighting words. And this is an extremely petty fight so he's going to fight in an extremely petty way. What counts as petty? Biting Caesar's arm. He's a caesar salad, so he's tasty! Clearly.
...This is going to end very poorly and he's going to be tasting his own blood soon, for sure. ]
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...This is going to end very poorly and he's going to be tasting his own blood soon, for sure. ]
No, I won't!
[ The sound is muffled around Caesar's skin. ]