[He's so tempted to just type a string of 'sex' across the screen and press enter, but-
Well, he's got more class than that. Just a bit.
And it's so weird that he's having this discussion about JoJo's grandparents. He takes a single moment to curse that man for coming into his life and starting this.]
I'm not. You can't tell me you haven't thought about. She's offering, so why not take her up? You were married, weren't you? It's only natural. Unless you're satisfied with working with your hand alone.
We may have been married before I arrived here but she arrived from before then. She has no recollection of this. I could never demand such a thing from a woman when we are not wed!
My upbringing did not give me many opportunities to work with my hands- and truthfully I am unsure what that has to do with Erina?
[This man is definitely from a different era-when you're not wed is the perfect time to sow all those wild oats.]
Stop playing the part of a naive fool. You know what that means. You're a grown man. But fine. Let sleeping dogs lie then. The only who suffers is you.
We're out of flour too. Get some.
And Pesto needs another blanket. He keeps stealing mine.
Also Caesar is such a prickly bloke, even though Jonathan is still oh so confused at this point, he knows better than to push the issue- BUT- ]
Well perhaps if you stopped sharing it with the little fellow he might feel less entitled to take it from you when not attended?
[ "NAIVE FOOL" OR NOT, HE SEES YOU, CAESAR. ]
He is fond of you and has probably grown attached to the soap smell. Thus I don't think getting him another blanket will entirely solve the issue.
[ Also, he doesn't remember ever agreeing to the dog being called "Pesto" - he was thinking Arthur or some other such traditional name. But there seems little sense in arguing at this point. ]
[It's a good thing this phone is made of sturdy material and Caesar can't crush it in his grasp-an attempt he makes by his increasing grip around the device. Every single word is just-
Ugh.
When did Jonathan catch him? He has a vague recollection of resting his eyes for a few minutes with the dog against his thighs and under his blanket yesterday. Knows it's happened more than once since the creature's come to live with them.]
Just buy the blanket Joestar. I'll wash it in the soap I carry around and put it on your bed so YOUR dog won't steal my things anymore.
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Well, he's got more class than that. Just a bit.
And it's so weird that he's having this discussion about JoJo's grandparents. He takes a single moment to curse that man for coming into his life and starting this.]
I'm not.
You can't tell me you haven't thought about.
She's offering, so why not take her up? You were married, weren't you? It's only natural.
Unless you're satisfied with working with your hand alone.
Put the basil in a bag before you bring it home.
[HE HATES THIS.]
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Also-- this is SCANDALOUS ]
We may have been married before I arrived here but she arrived from before then. She has no recollection of this.
I could never demand such a thing from a woman when we are not wed!
My upbringing did not give me many opportunities to work with my hands- and truthfully I am unsure what that has to do with Erina?
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Stop playing the part of a naive fool. You know what that means. You're a grown man.
But fine. Let sleeping dogs lie then.
The only who suffers is you.
We're out of flour too. Get some.
And Pesto needs another blanket. He keeps stealing mine.
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Also Caesar is such a prickly bloke, even though Jonathan is still oh so confused at this point, he knows better than to push the issue- BUT- ]
Well perhaps if you stopped sharing it with the little fellow he might feel less entitled to take it from you when not attended?
[ "NAIVE FOOL" OR NOT, HE SEES YOU, CAESAR. ]
He is fond of you and has probably grown attached to the soap smell. Thus I don't think getting him another blanket will entirely solve the issue.
[ Also, he doesn't remember ever agreeing to the dog being called "Pesto" - he was thinking Arthur or some other such traditional name. But there seems little sense in arguing at this point. ]
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Ugh.
When did Jonathan catch him? He has a vague recollection of resting his eyes for a few minutes with the dog against his thighs and under his blanket yesterday. Knows it's happened more than once since the creature's come to live with them.]
Just buy the blanket Joestar.
I'll wash it in the soap I carry around and put it on your bed so YOUR dog won't steal my things anymore.
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Very well. I'll fetch another blanket.
I shan't be much longer.