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hey, caesar, i saw the profile you made in response to that video. are you okay? did something happen?

if you need to talk, i'm on the couch.

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Send us a message today and we'll make sure you're kept warm tonight. We'll be waiting... ♥ Wink.

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caesar? why did you send me all these messages? did something happen to your phone?

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[ Sometimes a man just has very important things he has to deciding on in life and right now, Joseph Joestar was facing one of the most important decisions he's had to make as of yet. Or, rather, he's calculating his options in his head.

On the one hand, he could go to his bedroom and crash there. The problem with that is that his door happened to be further down the hall than Caesar's was. Which meant an extra like... foot or two. With how tired he was, this was An Ordeal. So, resolving himself, he musters up the strength to get up. As an unknown peace offering to Caesar, he drops his phone on the table and leaves it there so there won't be any harassment.

Without any word or question if it's okay, he busts into Caesar's room and immediately and dramatically flops on the bed and halfway across Caesar's lap. He doesn't even wait for a question of why he's there or any protests and just burrows up nice and close.

Clearly harassing Caesar and not wanting to walk all the way to his room were his only intentions in this. Clearly... ]

hey

[ So... yeah, she's still feeling pretty bad about what she did. Even if it hadn't been entirely her fault, even if it hadn't ended with Caesar, you know, dead... she still isn't exactly happy with herself.

So, she texts him pretty early in the morning-- ]

Caesar? Are you awake?

[ An expert at starting conversation, this one. ]

[ Things seem... suspiciously quiet and clean. A higher standard of clean than normal. Not just picked up and vaguely tidied, but everything is in its place. Scrubbed. Spotless. Even the harshest critic would be pressed to find something to complain over in this household.

Clearly. Clearly something is wrong.

If Caesar looks around, he'll find one Joseph Joestar napping in his own room on a perfectly made bed other than the body that's resting there. ]

[ Idly messing around on his phone while relaxing on the couch. He's already done his chores for the day. ]

Hey, Caesar. Do you ever think about how croutons are basically toast?

[ For the first time, Joseph was the one up before Caesar. It could be that Joseph never really slept and, instead, was getting things ready for when he woke Caesar up at the ass crack of dawn. Of course there's surprise and bitching that happens between them. But it's okay, this is fine. Joseph will take the griping.

Eventually, he gets Caesar to agree to come with him with the promise of training in a new location. Part of this is true, but he isn't planning to actually train today. Unless that's Caesar's deepest and utmost desire.

Either way, when they're getting closer to where Joseph plans to take him, he puts his hands over Caesar's face to cover his eyes. A soft voice whispers in Caesar's ears. ]

Indulge me for five more minutes. I promise it'll be worth it.

I hope this text finds you well.
But to get to the point, shall we go out to drink again?

[ Joseph had been quite busy with the streaming and getting into cosplay that he hasn't been bothering to get out of the apartment lately. It's fine, though. He's pretty content. He has his fun and he has Caesar to help keep him entertained in his off hours. Most of the time he removes whatever cosplay he has once he's done with his stream events, but tonight is a different story. Tonight, it's Waluigi's sexy time.

After he's finished up and shut things down, he comes out to find Caesar in the kitchen and slowly walks up behind him. One arm slips around him as he kisses his ear. Whatever it is that's being made, it smells good. ]

What's cookin', good lookin'?

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one day after Caesar gets home from work...

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